What We Are Not.. If you are looking for the next generic drug name, a name for a new microbiology accounting software or want to name the latest rock formation on Mars you've been duped. Someone has played a sophomoric prank on you and sent you to the roof of the school. You see, we don't create names pulled from encyclopedias around here. We aren't naming "experts" or branding "gurus" and we don't wear ties. We're not trademark attorneys or hard core researchers. We don't provide page after page of analysis as to why we think a name will or will not work. We don't have reasons for everything, especially why some names are memorable and some are not. We don't have focus groups, test subjects or committee meetings. That is what we are not.  What We Are..On the other hand if you need an outrageous, bodacious, knock-their-socks-off company name for the latest and greatest surfboard shacktopia you've just opened on the gnarliest chunk of sand south of Malibu, we might be your guys. We are unique brand name generators. We are your tennis shoe wearing, blue jean clad, white t-shirt bearing, brain storming neophytes. We create and present to you brand name suggestions that are cool, fun, goofy, off-the-wall and unexpected. We're the guys that get up, watch cartoons, read the funnies, blog about life's idiosyncrasies and scan our spam for cool computer generated names like Gothart Blair and Edwina London. We are cartoonists, character designers and greeting card writers by trade. We're your engine booster. When you've hit the brick wall and need someone to give you that million dollar spark, who ya gonna call? Huh? Let's make this real simple. You've got a fantastic business, awesome service or radical product and it has no name. You're brain dead thinking of new names for your venture. You need someone, anyone to supply you with a list of original, custom generated, knock-out ready, brand names that have available dot com addresses. Oo, oo, oo!! Over here! We're your guys. You hire us to throw new life into your business name search. We'll create for you a list of wacky, humorous, whimsical names that you can take and research to see if they might be a good fit. Brand names that inspire us are Google, Amazon, Monster, Zany Brainy, Leap Frog, Apple, Crocs, Shoebox, Peanuts, Radio Flyer, Billabong, Starbucks, DreamWorks, Blackberry, Cheesecake Factory and Stratocaster. Below is a cross section of names we've created over the years and we have a deep underground vault full of Internet Domain Names in reserve. If you need a memorable brand name or just a fun domain name give us a try. Email us with as much information as you can describing the thing you need named. Tell us who you are, how the name will be used and who your customers will be. Send your email now! Once the email has been sent click on the payment button below and get on our upcoming schedule with a nominal fee. We'll then contact you with a few quick questions to get us started. You pick your favorites, research them further and get back to us. If we have a winner we're done and we can wrap things up. If we have a set of stinkers we'll head back to the drawing board and create a new set of ideas for you. This scenario continues until you have a brand spanking new name or you just get tired of messing with us. What's all of this creative juice going to cost you? How about 100 bucks worth of inspiration! That's right, a list of world changing brand names to consider for $100. What do you think? Are you ready for a go at it?
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